Life and Cheese

KING KONG!!!!
I was allowed to interview King Kong yesterday and here is the transcript.
Phil: "So, Kong or can I call you King?"
Kong: "Uuurggg!"
Phil: "That's a very good point, there really was only one King"
Kong: "Urrrgh"
Phil: "Like Elvis, do you plan to play Vegas?"
Kong: "Rrragh!"
Phil: "Really? and will you wear a spangly jumpsuit?"
King Kong scratches his head and stares off into space for five minutes.
Phil: "To conclude. Did you get off with your leading lady or what?"
King Kong goes apeshit and smashes up the room.
Phil: "I'll take that as a no"
Phil runs out of the room as some bi-planes enter and shot at Kong.